{"title":"All But 2","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"btl-shirt","title":"Big Thighed Lover T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA shirt depicting a thing we all love and cherish.  Designed and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":47146963992788,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47146964025556,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47146964058324,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47146964091092,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146964123860,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":47146964156628,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146964189396,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Ihearttrauma9.png?v=1763012718"},{"product_id":"cd","title":"White House CD","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen Covid hit, we all moved in together and built our studio, affectionately called \"The White House,\" on account of its color.  This music is the \"Phoenix\" from the ashes of those dark times.  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146963861716,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/WhiteHouse1Coverresized.jpg?v=1761756527"},{"product_id":"button","title":"Button","description":"","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Small Logo","offer_id":47146963894484,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Logo","offer_id":47146963927252,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bong","offer_id":47146963960020,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]},{"product_id":"discount-hoodie","title":"Misfit Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe fucked up and ordered the wrong color. The color is gold, unlike the desert tan of the Hand Logo hoodie. Our mistake is your lucky day!  Crop it, dye it, rip off the sleeves, make something beautiful with it, or just wear it as it comes, if you like the color!  Designed and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":47279981625556,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":47279981658324,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":47279981691092,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":47279981723860,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":47279981756628,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/MisfitHoodieTrauma.png?v=1764130560"},{"product_id":"galileo-shirt","title":"Galileo T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eBB dressed as Galileo, in cartoon form!  Designed and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":47146964254932,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":47146964287700,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":47146964320468,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146964353236,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146964386004,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146964418772,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Ihearttrauma8.png?v=1763012619"},{"product_id":"hoodie","title":"Hand Logo Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThick, good quality fabric, devil horns.  Designed and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Desert Tan","offer_id":47146964451540,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Desert Tan","offer_id":47146964484308,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Desert Tan","offer_id":47146964517076,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Desert Tan","offer_id":47146964549844,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Desert Tan","offer_id":47146964582612,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Trauma_Merch_yellow_hoodie_front.png?v=1763527488"},{"product_id":"lighters","title":"Lighters","description":"","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146964648148,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]},{"product_id":"koozie","title":"Koozie","description":"","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146964680916,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]},{"product_id":"lightning-logo-tee","title":"Lightning Logo T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur name, but with lightning!  Designed and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":47146964713684,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":47146964746452,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":47146964779220,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Black","offer_id":47146964811988,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146964844756,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Ihearttrauma6.png?v=1763012523"},{"product_id":"old-school-logo-shirt","title":"Trauma Illinois Logo T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur first logo, tried and true!  Designed and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47146964943060,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47146964975828,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47146965008596,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146965041364,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":47146965074132,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146965106900,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Ihearttrauma5.png?v=1763012491"},{"product_id":"sticker","title":"I LOVE TRAUMA ILLNOIS Sticker","description":"","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146964910292,"sku":"1000","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]},{"product_id":"pop-socket","title":"Pop Socket","description":"","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146965139668,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]},{"product_id":"purple-tie-dye-shirt","title":"Purple Tie Dye T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":47293482270932,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Purple","offer_id":47146965336276,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":47146965369044,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Ihearttrauma3.png?v=1763012453"},{"product_id":"i-love-trauma","title":"I LOVE TRAUMA T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA sign of our radical acceptance and defiance against life's trauma.  Designed and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47293503242452,"sku":"S-1","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47293503275220,"sku":"S-2","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47293503307988,"sku":"S-3","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47293503340756,"sku":"S-4","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47293503373524,"sku":"S-5","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Ihearttrauma2.png?v=1763012428"},{"product_id":"who-tf-shirt","title":"Who TF T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in Cincinnati, OH.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":47146965401812,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":47146965434580,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":47146965467348,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146965500116,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146965532884,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47146965565652,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/Ihearttrauma4.png?v=1763012399"},{"product_id":"shot-glasses","title":"Shot Glasses","description":"","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146965598420,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/TraumaShotGlass.png?v=1764130256"},{"product_id":"white-house-ii-cd","title":"White House II CD","description":"","brand":"Trauma Illinois","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47452940501204,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/4133\/1412\/files\/White_House_II_Cover.jpg?v=1768497012"}],"url":"https:\/\/traumaillinois.com\/collections\/all-but-2.oembed","provider":"Trauma Illinois","version":"1.0","type":"link"}